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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children as they were on their way into the assembly, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"  One bright little girl responded, "Because people are sleeping."  

One Sunday in a Midwest city, a little boy was "acting up" in the assembly. The parents did their best to control the situation, but he was becoming more and more agitated. Finally, the father picked him up and walked sternly to the exit.  As they passed the worshippers, the boy sniffed and loudly proclaimed, "Pray for me!  Pray for me!"   

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone,  and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the cord as he went. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third row leaned into her mother and asked, "If he gets  loose, will he hurt us?"

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